Christmas Presents
So what did I get for Christmas this year? Well you can keep your fancy smancy handphones or the your new X Box 360s because what I got tops them all. Yes, my present this year is even better than money itself. It’s so valuable, so useful, so utterly essential. So what is my present you ask?
It is none other than AIR!!(Air as in udara not water) Yes, I got hundred upon hundred cubic metres of oxygen, carbon dioxide, nitrogen, air borne bacteria and other gases that might or might not be deadly either short term or long term. Yessiree this is one mighty fine gift I got! With it anything is possible although the biggest use is probably for my lungs to do something other than fill the space in my rib cage. Yup you can keep you new clothes or gadgets coz I got myself AIR!!
To those who have not realised it, this post is actually filled with sarcasm to the brim due to the lack of material objects to satisfy my materialistic self.
But still, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
