Archive for February, 2006

No I DON’T WANT TO GO TO MMU

Monday, February 27th, 2006

OH MY GOD!! My mother is incapable of listening. I tell her I want to go to IPG, she says "Go apply for MMU."
I tell her that IPG is closer to home she says "Go apply for MMU."
What’s so fucking great about MMU???!!!! Is it because it’s located in a really "happening" city such as Malacca? Oh, yea I can sure see myself enjoying all the historical goodness. Zzzzzzz……
Right now I’m pissed to the point I want to punch my monitor, but don’t worry I won’t do that. Yet.
My, god! What the hell is wrong with her?! The reason she says she doesn’t want me to go to IPG is because, and I quote "IPG is only for going overseas. Where am I going to come up witht that kind of money?". FUCKING HELL!!!! I blame my cousin for this. Damn him and his stupidity for not succeeding in going overseas. Yes, I curse my own flesh and blood. I am THAT pissed. Now I have to buy envelopes and a stamps to mail my FUCKING registration form to that cursed university.

If anyone is reading this, please, please help me out.

Pissed

Friday, February 17th, 2006

This is a rant, a declemation expressed with strong emotions. My current emotion is rage and anger.

Anger at what you say? Anger at my job. Well, not exactly the job itself, but anger at certain people in "upper management". Before I say anything else, this wave of anger is not directed at the company I work for itself, but particular people who have inflated views of themselves, thinking that they are somehow superior to other human beings. This person who shall not be named (but those of you who work with me know who it is, so shhh…) Goes to lengths to terminate my job position by saying that I am "slow to react to customers" when really, that person probably holds a grudge agaisnt me. Fine, don’t like me, I don’t care, BUT COME OUT AND FUCKING SAY IT. Don’t hide behind a wall saying, "You act too slow when a customer comes in" when all you really want is to be rid of me. You know what? Fuck you, you coward. Grow a spine and say it to my face.

Moving on to, "slow to react to customers" I fail to see the logic in that. Is every customer I see to be jumped at instantly? I don’t suppose they’ve heard of the phrase "coming on too strong". It means I could scare the customer away by being too proactive. Yes, it happens. Don’t you think the customer should make himself comfortable being in a new environment before bombarding him/her with "How can I help you"s or "Do you need anything"s.

Lets see, another reason I can think of for my termination is because of my poor sales performance. For that I have a most simple explanation. I GET ABOUT 10-18 MEASLEY HOURS A WEEK! Most of which is spent in the kiosk in Prangin Mall, where there is hardly any sales. If upper management wants to use that reason, then they should go get a lobotomy. Or better yet, just throw their brains away. God knows it’s just going to rot from lack of use.

And so this ends my rant. Also, the person I mentioned about disliking is NOT Mr. John. He’s a great guy, so don’t get me wrong. Cheers!

Also, my faith in humanity has dropped once again. I now think armageddon isn’t all that bad, at least the world will be rid of filthy creatures known as human beings.

A fool and his money are soon parted

Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Have any of you been confronted by a "multi level marketing" agency called  Omega Trend? Well if you do, I suggest you don’t join it. If you did join it or choose not to heed my advice, congratulations, you are an idiot. Not just any idiot, an extremely lazy, greedy moron.

I have just been told of this scheme by my friends and how it gives such great benefits, but oh guess what? You have to pay. Oh yes, all you do is pay an amount, get your friends to give their money and you get a nice fat check. And the more friends you betra… oops I mean "help" by enlightening them about this incredible way of making money, the more you get. So yeah, why not join? For starters, IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIG FUCKING SCAM.

I mean come on. You introduce you friends to give their money? It smells so fishy it makes the fish market smell like roses. Have you never heard of pyramid schemes? I have, and guess what? THEY ARE BIG FUCKING SCAMS. It’s the mother of all scams, and yet it’s so painfully obvious that it’s a scam.

People who join this are either blinded by their own greed or too stupid to realise what it actually is. And on top of just screwing themselves, they wish to further screw their friends. I mean, do you honestly think that money is made that easily? Wake up and smell reality, you lazy ass. I hope those that buy into this scheme lose their money. I honestly, hope that. You’d have to have a brain so miniscule, calling it micro would be an overstating it.

So, take my advice, or not if you are that unintelligent. If anyone comes to you bearing this idiotic scheme, tell them to take their pyramid scheme, shove the pointy end up their asses and FUCK OFF. Don’t even go to their talks, disattach yourselves immediately!! Cheers.

Canteen Day, meh

Thursday, February 9th, 2006

Wow, this year has to be the suckiest Canteen Day yet. Maybe it’s just me but everything just seems old after 5 years of Canteen Day at SXI. On the plus side, there was a new game introduced. Throw a ball to hit a can which triggers a mechanism which drenches people in water. The device isn’t all that interesting, but the person which was drenched was. Lets see, I paid RM15 for 9 balls to try and make the damn can fall, hit it 4 times but nothing happened(I was hoping to make Howell wet…. wait that sounded wrong. Oh well). It’s a sham I tell you! A sham! Sigh. RM15 gone…. but at least it’s going to a good cause.

Other than that, life is the usual hum dum routine. Work gradually loses it’s already low hospitable feeling and making way for feelings of petty jealousy. Damn me for being so kiasu. My sales performance continues to suck. So if any of you are reading this, please please support me by buying something from me. A laptop would be best, heh heh.

Like my other post, this is probably the longest it can get since I have absolutely nothing interesting to write about. So… cheers!

PS
You’ve just licked the lollipop of mediocrity. Now continue to suck.