I feel really lousy and depressed today. I don’t know if it’s the sleep deprivation or something else, but damn I feel horrible….
Sigh….. Today at class I felt really really depressed for no apparent reason. Why? Like I said, for no apparent reason. Ye gods maim me…..
If you guys wanna make me feel better feel free to send gifts. I love gifts : )
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I just got back from watching what may be the stupidest movie in history, Water Spirit. Gosh, there are so many complaints I have i don’t know where to start. And before I begin, SPOILER WARNING!
Ok, I’ll start with the actors/actresses. First off, of all the bad actors/actresses in the movie (and believe me, there are A LOT!) one actress really really suck eggs. That actress is the one who acts as Julia, the supposedly "Spanish" girlfriend of yet another crappy actor’s character. I’ve seen bad performances before, but this one really takes the cake. I don’t know if she’s ever heard a spanish accent before, which is probably why every sentence that comes out of her mouth sounds as if she just had an anal probe. It really is THAT bad.
Moving on, I shall now critique the characters. So, the main character, a woman named Eve meets this soon-to-be priest which researching stuff at some kind of church. Remember soon-to-be, meaning he isn’t one yet. So this guy would probably make the worst priest ever, other than the other priest I shall tell you about. Eve and Gabriel, the soon-to-be priest go back to where the ghost originated, an creepy abandoned convent. So the two talk, bla bla bla and soon the two start making out. What’s wrong with this picture? Number one, could they pick a more inappropriate time to be sharing saliva with each other? There’s a psychotic killer ghost hell bent on cleansing their sins by means of death and they decide to suck tongues? Secondly, the guy is going to be a priest and while it is technically OKAY to do, you know, since he hasn’t taken his vow of chasity yet, I’m pretty sure there shouldn’t be a bachelor party involved.
Still on the characters, the movie basically revolves around a group of women who were once students of the convent who killed the nun that turned into the ghost. All the women share the same name as saints who were grizzly killed and executed and so the ghost decides to give them the same death their patron saints had. So once about 90% of the women were killed, leaving the last one still standing, they finally managed to find out a pattern between the death of her friends and of their saints. So this woman was fated to die burned in an oven. AN OVEN. And after they decide to try and kill the ghost by impaling her with an arrow which they would shoot using a harpoon (seriously? who carries a harpoon around with them??), the women stupidly volunteers to get items from the kitchen in the convent. I mean, HELLO?! I don’t know about the rest of you but I think most kitchens would be equipped with ovens? How stupid is that?! What the hell was she thinking??
Still on the characters, as I said before, Gabriel would make the second worst priest ever next to Eve’s father who is ironically, a Father. Father Miguel to be exact, who’s been doing the nasty with her mother when she was a teenager and student at the convent.
At the end of the movie, the audience is treated to yet another sour candy in the form of a lousy plot twist. Wanna know what it is? It’s……… *drum roll* THE NUN AND EVE ARE THE SAME PERSON!! <insert dramatic music here>. So like, huh?? I didn’t get it either so I won’t bother explaining but what happened was Eve shot the nun, which meant she shot herself, however stupid that may sound…… >_>.
Overall, I’d give this movie an F-. It would get just an F if the director had seen fit to kill Ms. I-think-I’m-spanish at the beginning or the middle of the movie. She just really annoyed me with her horrendous acting. This movie was an even bigger waste of time and money than ‘The Promise’. And if you guys don’t believe me? Watch it for yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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So I just got back from IPG and already I have some complaints.
1. I’ve seen several familiar faces there. Some friendly, some as unwanted as yesterday’s pile of filth secreted from the backside of an infested cow.
2. My timetable SUXXOR. I have to get up for a 9.30 class on Monday only to be done at 10.30. GOOD GOD! D:<. Same with Thursday, only the class is at 8.30!! And then, on Wednesday, I have to get up for an 8.30 class which ends at 10.30 and then wait for three and a half hours for my other class to start. T_T. I’m crying on the inside as well as the outside.
3. This might seem very arrogant and conceited to you, but the very presence of stupid people in the class insults me. Greatly.
4. I might have to participate in activities and interact with other people. THE HORROR!!
Sigh…. ..
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Went to the PC Fair at PISA yesterday and bought a printer cum scanner cum photocopier for only RM280! Then, went back today to buy a snazzy new 17" LCD monitor. Yay! I’d post a picture right now but I’m too lazy, maybe on my next post.
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So, last night my computer had a problem. When ever I tried starting it, the processors would run but nothing shows up on my monitor as if it wasn’t connected to my CPU. So, I tried opening up my machine to TRY and figure out what was wrong. Having no knowledge on computer hardware what so ever I spent one hour staring at what I assume is my mother board, poking and prodding the connections to see if anything came loose. Naturally nothing worked, so I had to go cold turkey for one night and damn, it was hard. So this morning I woke up, kinda just wandered around my home for a while before going off to watch The OC on my sister’s com. After watching the problematic skinny girl sniff coke I went to my room, had a feeling that I should turn on my com to see if it works, and to my surprise IT WORKS! Oh yea, if you wanna know what started the problem in the first place was a kick to the side of the CPU because I was frustrated at my crappy connection.
Also, i can’t figure out why people have blogs and NOT post in them. Like, is having a blog some kind of ‘in’ thing right now?
"I have a blog."
"OMG! Really?! OMG that is like sooo in right now!"
Seriously? I mean, why bother getting a blog if you’re not gonna do anything with it. Jeez, post something there so I can find a way to meddle in your lives. Heh heh. ^_^
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