Archive for May, 2006

This totally blows

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

    ARGH! English literature officially sucks. Can you imagine writing 4 page summaries per chapter of Persuasion by Jane Austen? If you can’t, let me tell you, it’s not fun. Plus it’s Jane Austen. Nothing against her fans, but her books must be the most insipid stories I have ever had the misfortune to come across. First we have Elizabeth, spoilt little princess of the moron which is Sir Walter, then we have Anne, spineless doormat and Lady Russell, opinionated and I mean opinionated with a capital O. But the good news of literature class is that I don’t miss much each lesson. If I do happen to "accidently" oversleep the only thing I’d be missing is family tales and mispronounciations in reading by my oh-so-intelligent classmates (insult intended). But still, the workload. ARGH!! *stabs Persuasion*

    Good hunting.

I’m genital herpes

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

    Haha, I took a test to see which STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) I’m most likely to be and I got ….
Herpes

Yes, apparently I can cause:
1. Painful watery blisters around the mouth area or the genitals
2. Discomfort while urinating

XD. As funny as this seems, people, don’t have unprotected sex. Unless you want ugly disgusting sores around your privates, at that time you don’t have to worry about unprotected sex coz you won’t be getting any anytime soon.

    Oh yes, the link for the test is here .

    Good hunting.

A confession

Saturday, May 6th, 2006

    Okay, I’ve got a confession to make. I’m not as anti social as I claim to be. Yes, it’s true. I actually DON’T want to stab my eardrums until they bleed just so I don’t have to listen to my classmates talk,well actually I do but it’s perpetuated by classes you see.
    Somehow when ever I’m in class I seem to have this nauseating feeling towards my fellow classmates (perhaps it’s just because of their mindless, empty, shallow chatter) but I have traced the source of my problems to the fact that I hate education. Or maybe just the work assosiated with education. Yes, education has always entailed a hefty quantity of work, essays, math problems, experiments and the sort, and while some may revel in chance to prove their worth through work that will be meaningless in the future, I really hate homework.
    So… nothing much to say except I still find people as annoying as ever. Also, I’m not cynical. It’s not my fault the entire world is made up of corrupt, moronic people.
    Good hunting.