Jia Wei’s Blog

    So my friend IMed me asking me to comment about a certain dispute between a word, and in doing so I came across a charming little rant corner by someone I do not know. The contents were critical, witty, cruel, insulting and bursting with the stereotypical American redneck archtype. Right now I don’t know whether to love him or want to beat him up and a dark alley. While some blogs worth applauding like "People who matters more than JJ & Rudy", other post like "Condoms are an insult to manhood" make me wish he’ll one day catch a horrible STD and suffer impotence. By now I’m sure you’re eager to read his blogs (due to mention of condoms) so here it is. Special mention to his second June 21st entry.

     I must now contemplate the gravity of my inner thoughts in my Garden of Sorrow.

    Good hunting

    What happens when one plays too much Final Fantasy? Find out here. LOL ROFL LMAO!! Thanks to Zacc who gave me the link!

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    I made spaghetti on Friday. Yes, people I can cook! Though the sauce was way too watery…

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    Anyway, nothing much to tell about what I’ve been up to, except that i’ve applied for a job at Starbucks. I hope I get the job. I need to start earning wages with all the money I’ve been spending…

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    My holidays is at an end. Oh woe is me… That means classes will resume and work will pour on to me like never before. Education really bites.
    Yesterday, Wai Yin, Jer Yang and Li Tjun stayed over for a night and we watched Silent Hill. Creepy movie, though the scare effects were dampened by the poor resolution of the movie. There were acid spitting zombies, a pyramid headed man that rips the skin of his victims, child-witch burning and lots of blood and gore. Yup, the stuff of a good Friday night horror movie. On Saturday, we had our usual D&D session minus Chern who so turns out to have a cough.
    Today, I just lazed around until 3pm and then proceeded to do a half assed job for my economics paper. And now I still have a law paper to complete by Tuesday, but I guess a leopard will never change it’s spots and procrastinators will never do today what they can do tomorrow. It’s times like these I sort of wish I was still back in school. I want the friends I had back in school and the freedom I have in college, but as a wise man said, we can’t have everything we want in life. But I certainly I want as much as I can get.
    Good hunting.

Name : Jason Jizzy
Occupation: Porn Star

    Actually it’s just a name generated from my real name at this website here. So if I ever take up a career in the adult entertainment industry, be sure to look me up XD

    Good hunting.

    Today wasn’t bad. I watched 2, well one good movie and my connection lasted for more than 3 days. Huzzah! Anyway, as always I usually post my views on the movies I watched, usually. Today I watched two movies, Daisy, a Korean romance/action movie and X Men 3, a well you know. Guess which I enjoyed more.
    If you said X Men you don’t know me well enough. While not being a bad movie, I simply could not accept alternate universe characters of X Men, save Ultimate X Men. Halle Berry is too much of a limelight whore, wanting more lines and parts for Storm, the directors gave her what she wanted, only to be redundant and a transparent attempt at seeming more "important" than she really is. The action in the movie were rather nice, but it kinda ends there. Piotr Rasputin a.k.a. Colossus did not have a Russian accent as far as I could tell, since he only had one line. Oh, Rogue didn’t have a Southern accent either, and apparently Juggernaut is British. Overall, the movie deserves a B, and I hope they don’t make another, which is kinda hinted in the last scene.
    Anyway, on to Daisy. Well, I can’t say much except I alsolutely adore this movie, but that’s probably because I’m a hopeless romantic (I hope I used that phrase in the right context). It’s basically a warped kind of love triangle, with GUNS! The thing I like about movies like this is they don’t sex things up too much like Western romance movies, or even in comic-book-turned-movie movies, hint hint. This romance movie however doesn’t have too many cheesy love lines, or maybe I’ve just overlooked them because of the Korean eye candy XD. This movie is gonna stick with me for a while, which marks it as an A in my book.
    Good hunting.

    It’s my birthday, huzzah! I’m 18 and I’m going to smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish and have casual meaningless sex like a street walker on Chulia Street. Ahh, the joys of legal age. Just kidding. I”m much too innocent to be involved in such vices *false innocent look*. Feel free to send me gifts though, just nothing with anthrax or bombs in the packages.
    On, a sadder note, I received news earlier today that my former teacher Ms. Ooi passed away. This is really quite saddening, though not as close to her as some of my peers she always knew how to make an impact on her students, and for that the world lost a good teacher and a great person. She will never be forgotten.
    To be forgotten is a fate worse than death

    Good hunting.

    My internet connection has been really lousy this past week, lousier than usual that is.
    Anyway, I have tons of homework to do over the holidays. TONS! Of course being the incredibly huge procrastinator that I am, I haven’t even touched my any of my assignments yet.
*hisses at History assignment*
But I’ll get down to it some time this week, maybe.
    In other news, I’m going to KL this weekend for an Anime cum cosplay convention, and no I will not be cosplaying. I had conceived the notion, but bleaching my hair blonde would guarantee punishment. I wanted to go as Cid Highwind just so ya know.

    Anyway, I’m off to enjoy Kingdom Hearts 2 and suffer the great burden of guilt brought about by procrastinationof my assignments. Damn this gigantic monkey on my back.

    ARGH! English literature officially sucks. Can you imagine writing 4 page summaries per chapter of Persuasion by Jane Austen? If you can’t, let me tell you, it’s not fun. Plus it’s Jane Austen. Nothing against her fans, but her books must be the most insipid stories I have ever had the misfortune to come across. First we have Elizabeth, spoilt little princess of the moron which is Sir Walter, then we have Anne, spineless doormat and Lady Russell, opinionated and I mean opinionated with a capital O. But the good news of literature class is that I don’t miss much each lesson. If I do happen to "accidently" oversleep the only thing I’d be missing is family tales and mispronounciations in reading by my oh-so-intelligent classmates (insult intended). But still, the workload. ARGH!! *stabs Persuasion*

    Good hunting.

    Haha, I took a test to see which STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease) I’m most likely to be and I got ….

Yes, apparently I can cause:
1. Painful watery blisters around the mouth area or the genitals
2. Discomfort while urinating

XD. As funny as this seems, people, don’t have unprotected sex. Unless you want ugly disgusting sores around your privates, at that time you don’t have to worry about unprotected sex coz you won’t be getting any anytime soon.

    Oh yes, the link for the test is here .

    Good hunting.